Character Dialogue
C-mike wazowski Today, I face one of life's great dilemmas. Finish this large, looming stack of paperwork... or go out for lunch?
C-mike wazowski I say, why choose?

Who's the Boss? Pt. 1

Character Requirements Time Rewards
C-mike wazowski
Level 3
Send Mike on a work lunch at Cyclops Sushi. *
"Lunch at Cyclops Sushi"
60m M-xp15, M-magic100

* Requires Cyclops Sushi

Character Dialogue
C-mike wazowski Lunch was great... But somehow this stack of paperwork got taller.
C-mike wazowski I think it's about time I got an assistant.
C-mike wazowski So, Roz. How's the paperwork coming? I knew hiring you to moonlight as my assistant was a great idea.
C-roz I thought you hired me to make YOU do the paperwork.
C-mike wazowski Ha, ha... I think what we have here is a monumental failure to communicate.

Who's the Boss? Pt. 2

Character Requirements Time Rewards
Level 1
Get Roz to encourage Mike to work.
"Remind Mike about Files"
4h M-xp25, M-magic150
C-mike wazowski
Level 3
Character Dialogue
C-mike wazowski Fine, I'll do it!
C-mike wazowski Hiring you was a terrible idea.
C-roz Watch it, Wazowski. I'm watching you. Always watching.
C-roz One day Wazowski will file all his paperwork correctly. Just not today.
C-mike wazowski Roz has been after me to finish that paperwork all day.
C-mike wazowski Just the sound of her voice makes me want to poke my eye out!
C-roz Wazowski...
C-mike wazowski Uh-oh. I better make myself scarce!

Who's the Boss? Pt. 3

Character Requirements Time Rewards
C-mike wazowski
Level ?
Send Mike to hide from Roz at the Laugh Floor. *
"Hide at the Laugh Floor"
6h M-xp20, M-magic100

* Requires Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor

Character Dialogue
C-mike wazowski Oh good, the coast is clear.
C-roz All right, Wazowski. Where's the paperwork?
C-mike wazowski There's no escaping her! Or the slime she leaves behind. It's all over my foot.
C-mike wazowski Last night, I dreamt that a giant Roz made out of paperwork was chasing me...
C-mike wazowski I woke up in a pool of sweat and realized something.
C-mike wazowski It's much less stressful to just do what she wants.
C-mike wazowski Also, I really need to turn the heat down when I sleep.

Who's the Boss? Pt. 4

Character Requirements Time Rewards
C-mike wazowski
Level ?
Send Mike to scramble to finish his paperwork.
"Finish Paperwork"
6h M-xp25, M-magic125
Character Dialogue
C-mike wazowski My paperwork is done! It's like a three-thousand-pound weight has been lifted off my chest!
C-roz Sorry, Wazowski, but accounting didn't get the pink copies. Where are the pink copies?
C-mike wazowski And... the weight is back.
C-mike wazowski Sheesh, Roz really is everywhere. I gotta watch my back.
C-mike wazowski So, Roz. As nice as it is to have you around -- I mean, who doesn't love night terrors? -- I think it's time we parted ways.
C-roz What are you saying, Wazowski?
C-mike wazowski I'm saying... You're fired.
C-roz Very funny, Wazowski. You can't fire me. I don't work for you. I've never worked for you.

Who's the Boss? Pt. 5

Character Requirements Time Rewards
Level ?
Tell Roz to express her disapproval. 8h M-xp30, M-magic150
C-mike wazowski
Level ?
Character Dialogue
C-mike wazowski So Roz is here to torment me forever.
C-mike wazowski And I only have myself to blame.
C-roz It's all for his own good. Trust me. He'll thank me someday.