Character Dialogue
C-zurg Perhaps my original plan to take over this quadrant should be refined...
C-zurg This time, I shall assimilate into the population... And attack from within!

One of the Guys, Pt. 1

Character Requirements Time Rewards
Level 2
Send Zurg to observe the Kingdom.
"Get to Know the Kingdom"
12h M-xp25, M-magic150
Character Dialogue
C-zurg My research has proved invaluable. I can easily pass as an inhabitant of this quadrant.
C-zurg However, I must refrain from laughter. Several children have responded with tearful eruptions.
C-zurg Greetings, pig-creature.
C-hamm Hey-- Wait a minute! You're ZURG! Where's Buzz? BUZZ!
C-zurg Fear not. I simply wish to engage in discourse with you. Tell me about your kind.

One of the Guys, Pt. 2

Character Requirements Time Rewards
Level 2
Send Zurg to bond with Hamm at Al's Toy Barn. *
"Bond at Al's Toy Barn"
16h M-xp40, M-magic225
Level 1

* Requires Al's Toy Barn

Character Dialogue
C-zurg These "piggy bank" friends of your are quite fascinating, pig-creature.
C-hamm I guess so, if you find toys fearfully running away screaming at the top of their lungs fascinating.
C-zurg Emperors learn from an early age to appreciate frightened screams.
C-zurg Now that I've earned the trust of this quadrant's inhabitants, I must make my final preparations for conquest.
C-zurg First, I must acquire a new cape and robe.

One of the Guys, Pt. 3

Character Requirements Time Rewards
Level 2
Send Zurg to choose an outfit at Space Traders. *
"Choose Outfit at Space Traders"
8h M-xp55, M-magic300

* Requires Space Traders

Character Dialogue
C-zurg Anyone with aspirations of galactic domination knows a threatening appearance is the first step to inspiring surrender.
C-zurg And of course I want to look good for my victory photograph.
C-zurg Citizens of this quadrant -- prepare to meet your DOOM!
C-buzz lightyear Not today, Zurg! I should have know you were up to something. No one wants to learn that much about piggy banks.
C-buzz lightyear You might as well surrender now, because I will stop you at all costs!
C-zurg You can only stop me, Lightyear, if you can find me! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

One of the Guys, Pt. 4

Character Requirements Time Rewards
Level 2
Send Zurg to hide from Buzz at Space Mountain. *
"Hide and Seek at Space Mountain"
24h M-xp70, M-magic375
C-buzz lightyear
Level 5

* Requires Space Mountain

Character Dialogue
C-zurg Nooooooo! How did you find me?!
C-buzz lightyear Easy. You always hide in the same place, Zurg.
C-zurg True. Perhaps THAT was the flaw in my original plan...


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