| Character | Dialogue |
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Perhaps my original plan to take over this quadrant should be refined... |
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This time, I shall assimilate into the population... And attack from within! |
One of the Guys, Pt. 1[]
| Character | Activity | Time | Rewards |
|---|---|---|---|
Level 2 |
Send Zurg to observe the Kingdom. "Get to Know the Kingdom" |
12h |  25,  150
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| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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My research has proved invaluable. I can now easily pass as an inhabitant of this quadrant. |
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However, I must refrain from laughter. Several children have responded with tearful eruptions. |
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| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Greetings, pig-creature. |
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Hey-- Wait a minute! You're ZURG! Where's Buzz? BUZZ! |
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Fear not. I simply wish to engage in discourse with you. Tell me about your kind. |
One of the Guys, Pt. 2[]
| Character | Activity | Time | Rewards |
|---|---|---|---|
Level 2 |
Send Zurg to bond with Hamm at Al's Toy Barn.[1] "Bond at Al's Toy Barn" |
16h | 40, 225
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Level 1 |
- ↑ Requires Al's Toy Barn
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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These "piggy bank" friends of yours are quite fascinating, pig-creature. |
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I guess so, if you find toys fearfully running away screaming at the top of their lungs fascinating. |
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Emperors learn from an early age to appreciate frightened screams. |
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| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Now that I've earned the trust of this quadrant's inhabitants, I must make my final preparations for conquest. |
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First, I must acquire a new cape and robe. |
One of the Guys, Pt. 3[]
| Character | Activity | Time | Rewards |
|---|---|---|---|
Level 2 |
Send Zurg to choose an outfit at Space Traders.[1] "Choose Outfit at Space Traders" |
8h | 55, 300
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- ↑ Requires Space Traders
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Anyone with aspirations of galactic domination knows a threatening appearance is the first step to inspiring surrender. |
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And of course I want to look good for my victory photograph. |
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| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Citizens of this quadrant -- prepare to meet your DOOM! |
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Not today, Zurg! I should have known you were up to something. No one wants to learn that much about piggy banks. |
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You might as well surrender now, because I will stop you at all costs! |
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You can only stop me, Lightyear, if you can find me! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! |
One of the Guys, Pt. 4[]
| Character | Activity | Time | Rewards |
|---|---|---|---|
Level 2 |
Send Zurg to hide from Buzz at Space Mountain.[1] "Hide and Seek at Space Mountain" |
24h | 70, 375
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Level 4 |
- ↑ Requires Space Mountain
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Nooooooo! How did you find me?! |
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Easy. You always hide in the same place, Zurg. |
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True. Perhaps THAT was the flaw in my original plan... |
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