|Talking clocks... walking candlesticks... HA! The people here wouldn't know a REAL hero if it beat them in a push-up contest!|
|Well, today is their lucky day!|
|And mine, too -- I'm about to get even MORE popular than before!|
No One's as Good as Gaston!
|Send Gaston to show himself off.|
"Show Myself Off"
|... The NERVE! Of all the thankless, UNGRATEFUL...!|
|Not ONE PERSON wanted to arm-wrestle with me!|
|On the other hand... with biceps like mine, who could blame them?|