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Character Dialogue
C-mike wazowski If there's one thing I know, it's how to get a laugh. I might have to poke myself in the eye, nut everybody laughs.
C-mike wazowski So, I guarantee this comedy show is gonna be a blockbuster!

Comedy King, Pt. 1

Character Requirements Time Rewards
C-mike wazowski
Level 2
Send Mike to put on a comedy show. *
"Perform Stand-Up"
8h M-xp10, M-magic50

* Requires Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor

Character Dialogue
C-mike wazowski Wow! The audience was so in awe of my talent that they were too in shock to laugh,
C-mike wazowski I hope somebody from the paper was there to witness me in the BEST COMEDY SHOW EVER!
C-mike wazowski My mom loves seeing my name in the paper!
C-mike wazowski The reviews for "Wazowski's Impromptu Comedy Hour" --
C-mike wazowski -- that's what I plan on naming the show for its inevitable syndication -- hit the stands today!
C-mike wazowski Time to read 'em and brag to everyone I know!

Comedy King, Pt. 2

Character Requirements Time Rewards
C-mike wazowski
Level
Send Mike to read the reviews.
"Read Reviews"
60s M-xp25, M-magic150
Character Dialogue
C-mike wazowski Not funny? NOT FUNNY?! What no-nothing, humorless cretin wrote this review?!
C-celia mae Oh, Googly Bear. Are you free tonight? I have tickets to--
C-mike wazowski Sorry, I can't make it, Celia. I gotta find this reporter and tell him jokes until he laughs so hard he begs for mercy!
C-mike wazowski When he's pleading with me to stop because he can't breathe, that'll be even funnier!
C-celia mae Michael, you need to forget all about that terrible review. Let's go out for dinner and--
C-mike wazowski Good idea! Everybody from the paper hangs out at Cyclops Sushi, including the two-bit hack who wrote this thing.
C-mike wazowski I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind and a one-eyed glare he'll never forget.
C-celia mae How... romantic?

Comedy King, Pt. 3

Character Requirements Time Rewards
C-mike wazowski
Level
Send Mike to stalk reviewer at Cyclops Sushi. *
"Dinner Date with Celia Mae"
18h M-xp35, M-magic200
C-celia mae
Level 2

* Requires Cyclops Sushi

Character Dialogue
C-celia mae Michael Wazowski, I've never been so humiliated in my life.
C-mike wazowski You're right, Celia. I guess throwing the seaweed salad at that reporter's car was a bit much.
C-celia mae I don't know what's wrong with you, but you better figure it out or we're through!
C-mike wazowski On a scale of one to furious, how mad do you think she is?
C-mike wazowski Sulley -- since that review came out, my confidence is shot. What should I do?
C-sulley Well buddy, my first suggestion would be to stop reading reviews.
C-mike wazowski You're asking me to NOT read an article written about me?
C-sulley You're right. That's never gonna happen.

Comedy King, Pt. 4

Character Requirements Time Rewards
C-mike wazowski
Level 5
Send Mike to ask Sulley for advice.
"Rehearse Show"
6h M-xp25, M-magic125
C-sulley
Level 4
Character Dialogue
C-mike wazowski Wow, Sulley, that was just what I needed.
C-sulley Yep, a little comedy boot camp gets you loosened up and pumped for joke telling.
C-mike wazowski Yeah, but next time can we skip the push-ups?
C-mike wazowski My arms are so short, all I do is bump my eye on the floor.
C-sulley All right, Mikey. This is it. You can do it, buddy. Get out there and make 'em laugh!
C-mike wazowski No pressure. No pressure. No pressure.

Comedy King, Pt. 5

Character Requirements Time Rewards
C-mike wazowski
Level
Send Mike to prove his comedy chops. *
"Prove Comedy Chops"
24h M-xp30, M-magic150

* Requires Cyclops Sushi

Character Dialogue
C-celia mae Oh Michael, that was wonderful! I haven't laughed that hard since Sulley accidentally blow-dried his fur.
C-celia mae Here, I brought you a newspaper if you want to take a look at the reviews.
C-mike wazowski Nah, it doesn't matter what they say. Yours is the only review that matters.
C-mike wazowski Wait, when did Sulley blow-dry his fur? That I gotta see!

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